“The
inhabitants of the moon are more of a uniform size than the inhabitants of the
earth, being about 6 feet in height. They dress very much like the Quaker
style. . . . They live to be very old; coming generally, near a thousand
years. This is the description of them as given by
Joseph the Seer, and he could ‘See’ whatever he asked the Father in the name of
Jesus to see.”
—Oliver B. Huntington, citing a revelation
received by the founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints,
Joseph Smith1
The
above howler is just a drop from the fountain of weird beliefs that flow from
the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and that modern Mormons are so
skilled at spinning when their efforts to keep them hidden fail. If they were to explain this one away, as I’m
sure they can, they still can’t spin the fact that they very literally believe that
God the Father lives on the planet Kolob with his many wives, that Jesus and
Lucifer were rival brothers in some pre-earthly existence, and that, as he
ascended into heaven, Jesus made a side trip to North America to preach to the
natives, who were none other than a lost tribe of Israel. The usual Mormon tactic
when confronted with the hard-to-swallow tenets of their faith is a question they
hope will be taken rhetorically, along the lines of: "Well, now, doesn’t every religion have
its own peculiar beliefs?"